Compiled by Ginger Kapalka in 2004, printed for our graduation ceremony
updated by Ginger Montalvo in 2024. Special thanks to Jenny for keeping the physical copy, because I'd lost it! Thanks to everyone for the laughs.
"I'm Ginger. Someone said something stupid, so I'll write it down in my little book." -Derek
reprinted with some subtractions, and a frank willingness to delete something you said if you want me to. It's never been my goal to embarrass you, but 20 years later I can see why it felt that way.
Junior Year
"Last night, I was thinking a lot about cowboys." -Patton
"The trumpet gods were shining on me.” -Brian
"If you smell something like a burning chicken... it's the hairs on my hand. Which are now gone." "Chickens don't have hair!" -Mr. Olson
"You must know the difference between compounds and elephants." -Olson
"We should write to MLA and tell them conclusions are out." -Rachel
"Why do I take honors classes anyway? My parents never took honors classes, and they have perfectly happy lives." -Jill
Mimi: "Bryce, what do you do that's sexy?"
Bryce: "Math."
"He's such a ditsy guy!" -Katie
"I wish we had a class where we stared at the wall all period." -Brian
"I don't like this shirt. I feel like I'm wrapped in cellophane." -Talia
"I want a pet lemming. They probably sell them on E-bay." -Sean
Government
Mr. Marsh: "Did anyone watch the president's speech last night?"
Guys: "What? And miss football??"
"Use your book, not your brain." -Sean (interpreting Mr. Marsh)
"Er, my argument wasn't that good. I was just yelling." -Jenny
"Flattery will get you everywhere." -Marsh
(On Halloween, Marsh wore his swampy clown suit)
Marsh: "Get to work!"
Jenny: "I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously today for some reason!"
Katie W: "Mr. Marsh, I hate clowns."
Marsh: "Well, I hate seniors."
"It takes a man to make flower collages." -Jenny
Band and Orchestra
"I love to bang the cymbals together lots and lots of times!" -Katie W
"Every piece of music needs more horn parts. That's my philosophy." -Jenny
"Marching horns look like trumpets that have been stretched on a torture rack." -Ginger
"I don't know why they bother putting dynamics on pep band music." -Brian and Derek
"This song will either kill us, or make professionals out of us." Brian (re: toccata and fugue in D minor)
"I want to play music, not marches." -Jenny
"I do what the music tells me to do." -Jenny
AA Orchestra:
"I want to follow my own beat!" - Jenny
"I don't like pieces where I have to count." -Jenny
"Why can't I be as good as Ginger? Oh wait- I don't practice. Maybe I'd be better if practiced." -Jenny
"We had a 40 measure rest and I thought the piece needed more horn, so I started playing random notes." -Ginger
"I don't do well with girls, so I make out with my food." -Derek
"My French horn case makes me happy!" -Ginger
"I'm talking to you!" -Pete (hand over one eye)
"Jenny, loudness is not an articulation!" - Ginger
"Spit happens." -Jenny
"French horn players are naturally spitty." -Ginger
"So, Patton, I heard solos in Jazz band don't make up for solos in orchestra. " -Andrew
"Eckroth emergency!" - Jenny
District Solo:
"You looked like you were playing well!" -Joey, after missing Daren's piece and watching from the hall.
"My fingers get tongue-tied." -Ally
"My trumpet dribbled all over me in defiance." -Brian
"I've spent the last 4 years trying to get kicked out of band." -Brian
"It's okay if I rip your head off. It will grow back." -Patton
District Band
*Ginger doesn't play cues* "I was waiting for Ginger... and Ginger never came!" -Brian
Mr. Roberts: "DJ, this is the 2nd stupidest thing you've ever done!"
DJ: "Was the first that one time that I-"
Mr. Roberts: "Now wait. This is the 3rd "
"Okay, we'll warm up, then we'll go to Sleep." -Patton
"Make the triangle sound more macho!" - Gilroy
"If you're late, there'll be a pay cut!" -Pete
"That orchestra director was one of the most evil people I've ever met... I loved him a lot." -Patton
Someone: "Why do we want the notes soft and chewy?"
Patton: "Because they taste good. Like gooey globs of taffy."
"What is a drum circle? That's got marijuana written all over it!" -Brian
Minneapolis
"I'm wearing my Concordia sweatshirt to St. Olaf! Ha!" -Michelle, with an evil laugh.
"I finally get to see my friends again after the trip, and all they tell me is about how stupid my brothers were." -Sean
"It's a natural. That's what the little squiggly line means!" -Danny Z, to Mr. Patton
"I don't play flute for other people any more. I too embarrassed to even play for myself!"
-Jacque
"A one and a two and a slow and a go!" -Pete
"Don't be late. Just be perfect." -Pete
"I know you think trumpets play loud all the time... but that doesn't mean you can! At least give Brian a chance to play piano!" -Peterson, to the strings during Brian's senior solo.
Jon: "Cookies? Why are you giving us cookies?"
Danny Z: "Well, it's drum major elections today, and I wanted to make sure that you had enough energy to write down my name."
English
"How do you spell W?" -Kim
"Mr. Evans has a whole zoo of pet peeves." -Talia
"I can never get dressed again without thinking dirty thoughts..." -Talia (re: Freudian psychology)
Talia: "Here's your paper clip- oh wait, this one's mine."
Evans: "Sure, build me up than tear me down!"
Talia: "It's a woman's place in life."
"Rochester named his horse? Jerk!" -Brian
"My mom will crucify me if I get a B." -Derek
"I don't like secrets!" -Brian (Jane Eyre)
Brian: "I don't like damsels in distress."
Jaz: "Oh? And do you not like skinny blond girls?"
Brian: "I meant in literature!"
Blair: "In psychology, I always skipped class, but on my report card my teacher wrote:
"Contributes to class discussion.'
Evans: "Maybe you contributed by not being there."
"I think it's chunk-worthy." -Talia ("That's a kenning!" -Ginger)
"Today, Mr. Evans yelled at us for not being ready on time... after he walked in 5 minutes late." -Jenny
Evans: "Killing someone is too easy. There are much worse punishments."
Brian: "Hmmm. Change of plans."
"[rant... rant about Evans...] Oh! He's here!" -Ginger
"I wonder if I could drown myself with my Nalgen bottle. It'd be better than another in-class write." -Derek
*Ginger finishes character test first.*
Derek: "What?" * displays half-finished test.*
Ginger: "Come on, brevity!"
Jenny: "Well, there's a lot to say about these characters. You could write a book on them!"
Talia: "Um, he did."
"This quiz is kind of like the book. It never ends." -Talia
Quiz Question: "1369"
Jenny's answer: "How many hours it took me to read this book."
"I wish the invisible man had written an invisible book so I wouldn't have to read it."
-Talia
"I hate how we start another book after we just finished one." -Duncan
Evans: "I never get some students to talk!"
Evans Quotes
"Let's hire Grendel to stop students from loitering in the halls."
"I must have silence when I grade English papers so I can fail you and feel good about myself."
"Don't try to understand these 3 lines. I've been trying for 20 years and I still can't."
"If you take the time [the find the sex symbols], you can enjoy Chaucer a lot!"
"Derek's essay was so good; I read it to the lady next to me on the plane."
"So, someday when you have your own kids, or steal some..."
"I don't think Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are smart enough to be gay." (re: Hamlet)
"Can I borrow your kneecap for a minute?"
"I've never known the difference between tone and attitude."
"People who stroke their own self-assumed intellect really annoy me."
"I'm at the end of the hall; I never hear the good gossip."
"I just hate it when Americans bastardize words."
"I don't really want to mark things wrong. I'd like to save my ultra-fine red pens."
"In style analysis, please play the game."
"Chunk. Isn't that a nice literary term?"
"Freshman! Your writing sucks! I can't tell you how much it sucks! It's like the universe has a black hole- and it's you!"
"So when you're talking about wild animals (or 9" graders...)"
"I have a brother who thinks he's always right. Whatever my opinion is- it's wrong. Even when I don't have an opinion."
"I think I'd make a wonderful villain. More blood! Not only stab the knife in- but twist it!
And laugh maniacally. Mwa-ha-ha. Now I suppose most of you are thinking- "What do you mean, could be?"
"I always believe in keeping people alive. Maimed and in great pain, but alive."
"I'm evil. I'm evil incarnate."
"I consider myself a pretty good listener."
"What with the grade inflation these days..."
During teacher's strike: "If you open up the middle schools, I can guarantee that within three days, one of them will be on fire."
"I confess there are college freshman who never take notes... but you won't see them in any of your sophomore classes."
"Maybe you'll want to use 'muffin-like' for you tone and attitude paragraph." (Dombey and Son)
"Your dashes and commas are confusing. And wrong." (re: Brian's paper)
"Anymore, student's names mean nothing to me... well, the names all have meanings, of course."
"My life is an open book. Rather boring, but an open book."
"If you ever have a teacher that thinks who and whom are too complicated to explain... get out of that class. Quickly."
Miss Rice: "I'm so angry, I could just spit!"
Evans: "You are entirely too nice."
"How did this renuculous get in here?"
"I've met some rocks that are more sentient than some freshmen. Or some adults, too."
"That is not necessarily a logical statement you just uttered."
*sneezes* "You know, I'm becoming more allergic to people all the time."
"T'd like to go to the movies again some day in my life."
"Once in a while, we need to dwell on the obvious."
"You need to be a good consumer to be a good American. I'm not a good American."
"I only carry $1 in change in my pockets. You know, if some students try to kill me in the halls, they won't get much."
Math
"Math screws up my calculator." -Meg
Sign on Mr. West's board: "Emergency Math Club Meeting!"
Seen on the chalkboard:
Calculus Tests: Bryce III Sean II
I'll get you on the final!
GO BRYCE!!
You're dead, Jeff!
"I love sitting here and waiting for my calculator to do my homework for me!" -Eric
(RAM program)
"Nothing beats a good night of math." -Eric
"My batteries are low. I can't do math anymore!" -Michelle
"My goal is to not do math homework at home all year!" -Michelle (she succeeded!)
"I dropped out of Calculus. I don't like to reason through math; that's so sick!" -Ben
"I can't think backwards today!" -Jenny (re: anti-derivatives)
Michelle: "At the beginning of each chapter, it all looks so easy!"
Jenny: "Then we start applying things..
"I don't really know what I got on this test. Could have been a 10. Could have been a
20." -Eric
"Don't follow that math book. It does weird stuff." -Jon
"I love these chairs. They're perfect for slouching." -Derek
"How do you multiply fractions?" -Sam (after correctly answering difficult anti-derivative problems)
"That's not a pretty number!" -Michelle
"I want a calculator poster for my room." -Eric
Katie: "I'm doing my assignment! I can ignore you!"
Derek: "Hmmm. I take that as a challenge."
"You're such a 3" derivative!" -Derek
Jon: "Get to work."
Ginger: 'Do you want me to get you a whip?"
"U is just a dummy variable here." -the calculus book
West: "I love these problems!"
Jenny: "That's sick."
"Go, calculator, go!" -Michelle
Ginger: "What did he write? What does it say?"
Michelle: "Negative smudge to the fourth."
"Let's sabotage the other groups!" -Eric
"My calculator is being a punk." -Eric
Eric: "I'm holding you calculator hostage!"
Emily: "That's okay. I don't know how to use it anyway."
"I'm only taking the AP test so that I never have to take math again." -Emily
West: "How do you prove that this graph is continuous?"
Sam: "You don't lift up your pencil!"
"Do the AP graders ever give pity points?" -Derek K
"I see what you're saying... but I don't want to think about it." -Sean
"The chain rule is my worst enemy." -Jenny
West Quotes
"Please enjoy this assignment."
(Math problem- Drop a rock off a 50 ft. cliff on Jupiter.) "I don't think there are any cliffs on Jupiter. It would probably be more realistic to say we dropped the rock off a cloud."
"Calculus is so much easier now that we have calculators."
"If something is called the Fundamental Theorem, it's probably pretty important."
"About that time of year, seniors need toys, so I'll lend you my TI-92s."
"Some of you have invented new ways of attempting to solve these problems."
"Then seniors start losing it mathematically."
"You know, some people like to dig through the trash."
"This may be a challenge algebraically, but the calculus part is easy!"
"Maybe a lot of you did this problem wrong because the directions were so lengthy that by the time you finished them you were bored to death..."
"Some of you have a problem with basic algebra."
"T'm developing your appreciation for what we'll do next week."
"Whining and complaining is music to my ears. Then I know I'm challenging you."
"If you read the answer in the back of the book, you'll notice that they solved it differently than they'd taught it."
"You'll be able to finish all these problems if you're motivated. And I realize that's a big if.”
"I like to make Senior Skippers pay whenever I can."
"I rarely have problems with my seniors on my last day because I issue too many thinly-veiled threats."
Physics
"Do my answers have to be right?" -Katie M
"In our lab, my limiting factor was Meg." -Sam C
"If we can ignore friction, can we ignore gravity?" -Doug
"We should be detectives, Julie, 'cause we're smart like that." -Meg
"No dork left behind." -Sam
“I’m boycotting problems #36 and #38.” -Meg
“I hate graphs. Especially when I’m hungry.” -Sam
Swenson: "Where does energy come from?"
Class: "Um. God?"
"Omega- the w thing." - Angela
"I love to plug and chug!" -Steph
Steph: "What is the opposite of dry humor?"
Ginger: "Wet humor?"
Sam Y: "Is that when you try to tell a joke and you spit all over yourself?"
"Just stop! You sound like a monkey!" - Angela (re: Swenson and weird noises.)
Ginger: "I call my slinky sculpture: Figure in Torment."
Angela: "Or, Angela in Physics."
"If you yell at that flame, will it move?" - TJ
"I love superposition of waves! It's like, yea, connect the dots!" -Michelle
"Where did what's-his-toes go?" -Angela
"Good job, Ginger. You certainly work that calculator well." -Sam
"We couldn't have done the lab that way. If we had, I would have yelled at you."
-Amanda
Matt: "So if you dropped two rocks into a pond with opposite amplitudes, there'd be no ripple."
Guy: "Wow, would that really work?"
Swenson: "Only in theory."
Guy: "Oh. Darn. I'd do it all the time."
"Warm walls are good." -Guy
"I don't have a 'flow' of knowledge. It comes out in piles." -Sam
"I wasn't falling. I was testing gravity." -Sam
"Good. Another monkey off my back." - Angela.
"Problem #1: I don't have a calculator. #2: I don't know what I'd do with it if I had one."
-Sam
(When we had extra credit problems, we needed to do them all correctly for credit.)
"Fine, Steph. You just put your answer, and I'll put mine. But if I were you, I wouldn't bother doing the other problems." -Joey
"I feel like I'm in the funny farm." - Angela
"Can I just sit here and think of an excuse for being late?" -TJ
"Angela, you have too much paper. You're a fire hazard. I don't know why I insure you."
-her dad!
"La la la la EMF." -Ginger's AP essay
"Even Faraday kept a froggery in the basement of the Royal Institution." -physics book
"I thought a Farad was a common house pet." -Sam
Swenson Quotes
"There are two places you can put your homework papers. This *gestures to desk* is the land of disorganization. You probably shouldn't put it there."
"You can put any title you want. As long as it's PG13. And related to the lab."
"Math is completely disconnected from reality."
"I miss the old chalkboards that you could scratch your nails on."
"Okay, motion is relative, blah-blah-blah, that's about it."
"This test is easier than pie. Pi is an irrational number."
"Let's say I take something like a piece of string. Say, a piece of string."
"It's magic! Booga-booga!"
"Tron fillings are just like a scared dog. Slide a magnet over them and they stand on end!
Woof-woof!"
"I'm from the department of redundancy department."
"I think it was a gravitational wave that came through the room at that time."
"The winner gets self-esteem points."
"That is probably a variable constant."
"If you guys aren't interested, go bury your head in the sand or something."
"If you still live with your parents, you are not a man."
"This will be the most exciting thing you'll see in the next 5 seconds."
"So many yawns, so little time."
"The nice thing about Physics is that we get to ignore a lot of things."
"Isn't that amazing? Everything seems to be connected together!"
"Enviro-commies!"
"Isn't that sad? Poor volt-o-meter."
"When all else fails, manipulate the data." - T-shirt (present from Jon, Daren and Ralph)
"No. Electrons are not green."
Physics Parties (Okay, so not very much of it relates to physics.)
Noah: "I don't understand anti-oxidant tea. Cars rust. People don't rust!"
Sam: "What about piercings?"
"I was once out of school for 2 weeks with some version of the Plague." -Noah
"Miss Bach thought my project was symbolic. I thought- 'Ooh, I like tissue paper.'
-Michelle (Grapes of Wrath project)
"We just come over here, yell at you and drink your tea." -Noah to Michelle
Noah getting hot chocolate: "I'll just read the directions then double the amount."
"Place 3 Tsp. in 7 oz. of water... this sounds suspiciously like a physics problem." -Noah
"It's the far side of G-rated." -Noah
Michelle: "Well, [my ex-boyfriend] was sort of a loser..."
Noah: "But he's her loser."
"Do you think primordial soup is healthy?" -Sam
"We don't have anything good to eat. Just healthy stuff." -Michelle
"Extended Studies is advanced kindergarten." -Noah
"It's like one of those commercials when someone says, 'Would you like a moist towelette?' and you say, 'Only if it smells like lemon.'" -Sam
Michelle: "Do you want anything to eat?"
Cole: "Do you have any McDonalds?"
"Fast food clogs your arteries, yo." -Addy
"We should invite Mr. Swenson to a Physics party." -Addy
"Please, a little more monotone." -Sam C
Cole: "They couldn't figure out how he managed to get 1 point on his calculus test."
Addy: "I can see Mr. West- sympathy point."
"If she had been a kindergarten teacher, she'd have been great. But she wasn't." -Noah
"He was smart until this year." -Sam C
"Photocopied work on your test? Isn't that kind of obvious?" -Ginger and Michelle
"Those are the people that tell their children that they were the most popular students in the school and everyone like them." -Noah
Physics II
"Road lines were invented by the same boring people who always colored inside the lines." -Brian
"Well, you see, the sun is giving sunlight." -Bryce
"Transitions are your friends."
"Your conclusion is lost is confusion land. We hope it finds it's way back before the paper is due."
"In conclusion, we conclude that the conclusion has been concluded, conclusively."
"My head hurts." -Swenson (re: Kirsten's English paper.)
"It is my goal to become a noble liquid." -allegedly Jon (as quoted by Brian.)
"I'll sue for libel." -Jon
"That's how I like it. Nice and bloody." -Jaz (chess)
Lunch
"Wow, I didn't know we had cookies at my house!" -Talia (after digging through
Ginger's lunch sack.)
"Jonathan! Wow, I haven't seen you since... since... that day I saw you!" -Julie
"I am NOT a whore!" -Talia (loudly, in a sudden silence) (she meant in the play)
"We were good whores..." -Talia and Jill (Les Mis)
"It's a bad day when even lunch feels long." -Katie
"Wow Ginger, what nice pants! Why don't you tell me about them... for the 5th time..."
-Jenny
Katie: "The Sras. have an obsession with Valentine's day."
Jenny: "The Sras. have an obsession about everything!
"Then I got my serious face on." -Daren
Spanish
"If I have to say, 'Color your pictures!' one more time, I'll turn into a crayola."
-Sra. Whalen
"I'm here to mix you up!" -Sra. Whalen
"I don't want to tango with you. I want to teach you." -Sra. Whalen
"Why don't you come to the Halloween dance? Nobody will be there! Just freshman- on bikes!" -Sra. Whalen.
"Sra., I'm not pretending to be stupid!" -Mateo
"Clase, don't be any dumber than you are." -Sra W
"It's like Fear Factor!" -Geronimo, eating buttered grapes for extra credit.
"Clase, if you come to class tomorrow and ask if we have a test, I'll stab you." - Sra W
Sulser Quotes
"Please think quietly."
"Boys basketball practice will practice at Trinity Lutheran today."
"I hope our soccer team brings home some... trophy."
"Once again, the costume ball is a costume dance."
"Teachers, please bring one. Or more. Or two."
"Attention, teachers, for this announcement. I have an announcement."
"Please turn on your video machines."
"Wow. I don't understand how you do all your activities. I think you have more to do than the principal."
Academic Club
"This almanac is really cool!" -Jon
Talia: "I was looking at the real Van Gogh paintings, but I had this problem-"
Katie: "that she tried to steal them and they caught her, that was the problem."
"Make up something in Latin!" -Sean, answering science bowl questions.
"Don't go to track practice, Ginger! They'll brainwash you!" -Eric
"If you're right, the judge will ring a bell. *ring* That's a happy sound!" -a judge
"If you eat more than $5 of school food, you'll probably die." -Brian
"You need to put the corn dog down!" - Talia to Brian
Track/Cross Country
"Spandex is the way to go. I'm a big fan of Spandex." -Sean
Meg's goal sheet for Cross-Country. "I want the team to be one big happy family!" How:
"T'll hit anyone who is mean!"
"Track and swimming meets are worse than cross-country because you can mess up in a lot of events instead of just one." -Jenny
"Cross-country meets are designed to make you feel bad about yourself." -Meg
"That workout felt really good... now that it's over." -Sean
"I wish I had a can of Ralph." -Ginger (canned energy)
"I thought about going to the track meet under an alias." -Sean
West: "Meg, you should run the 2 mile in track."
Meg: "Eight laps? I can't count that high!"
"I need an attitude implant." -Ginger
"I hate track almost as much as I hate running." - Travis
"I want her mom's cookie recipe more than I want my life." -Ginger (Katie W's monster cookies!)
"Trying to quit track is like trying to quit the mafia!" - Addy
"There were these little hills that turned into mountains..." - Jacque
"Track will become football-training camp in a couple of years." -Sean
"I play football and basketball... to prepare for track!" -some guy's shirt
"Let's say I'm only a minute late for track. The punishment is proportional, right? So I'd only have to run an extra 5 meters." -Ralph
"My shin splints hurt so bad, I could feel them in my neck!" -Addy
NHS Banquet
"Thank you, Mr. Sulser, for your words of wisdom." -Sean
Jill: "Why is there a pumpkin in your box?"
Sean: "They gave me a pumpkin boutonniere."
Jill: "Oh. Well why didn't you wear it?"
TWIRP
"If you aren't caught up in the masses of TWIRP, you're left out to dry on the ground."
-Katie
"If you hung me up-side-down by my ankles, I don't think my hair would move a bit."
-Jacque wearing hairspray.
"It's hard to strip and drive at the same time." -Talia
"Oh yeah? Well, actually, I was trying to hit my nose with a marshmallow." -Sean
"Here's a frightening death- suffocation by marshmallows." -Talia
"Nate is my answer. Even though he isn't here. He's here in our hearts. He's here in the hairball in the wastebasket." -Sean
Party Night
"If I had to write about something substantial, I'd write about wind." -Sean
"That guy hasn't changed since 1st grade." -Talia
"You're using that pillow for evil!" -Sean
"Whom would I model my life after? Maybe Mickey Mouse." -Talia
"Depend on the stupidity of others." -Talia
Sean: "Who called?"
Talia: "Nwaught."
Sean: "Miss Bach??"
"Next time we'll be smart, Ralph!" -Jon
*Jon clears away the dishes without being asked at Talia's house* "We should keep him.
I'll tell my mom- 'He just followed me home...'' -Talia
"There's a mosh pit in my living room!" -Kinbrae (re: Cross-Country parties)
*Julie breaks out into song during physics homework* "Sorry, my brain was still dancing." -Julie
"If you're going to talk about me, talk quieter!" -Jeff
LOADED QUESTIONS
Q: What does the world owe you?
Someone: "A better haircut."
Katie: "Talia, that better not be you!"
Q: What time would you like to travel to?"
Talia: "Hmm, I'd better not do the Middle Ages. They would probably burn me as a witch."
Jenny: "The Jurassic Age. I want to be a dinosaur!"
GAME POSITIVE
"I can't believe we're doing this." - Everyone
"I like how you bash John Grosulak."-Jeff -> Talia
"Jon, you're my comrade!" -Daren
"You're pure and innocent." -Mimi -> Jon
Daren: "Let's skip me."
Jenny: "But Daren's the one that needs it the most!"
"You're mysterious. It's cool." -Katie -> Hilda
"I like worrying with you!" -Mimi and Katie, to each other.
"Let's go around twice for Jeffy!" -Katie
"If we start hugging, I'm going home." -Jeff
"We need to vandalize something to make up for this." -Jake
"If I said everything I thought, I'd be the quote book king." - Jon
"What is the point in drinking? Just don't sleep for a few days, same effect." -Jon
"Alcohol is good when they dilute it with a lot of sugar and stuff." -Bryce
Talia: "Are they going out?"
Katie: "No, just making out."
MAFIA
"Hmm. Talia being dead isn't all it's cracked up to be." -Derek
Bryce: "Kill Blake!"
Blake: "Why?"
Bryce: "Because he has curly hair!"
"So, the small town of Boyssuck went to sleep. Mafia, wake up. Who do you want to kill? Or is it, 'whom' do you want to kill? I think it's whom. Ah, mafia, can you point again? I was too busy contemplating my grammar. " -Katie
So, it's night. Everyone go to sleep! Unless you can eat with your eyes closed, stop eating popcorn!" -Katie
Katie: "Sadly, someone died last night. He was sitting at home, all by himself-"
Jeff: "Uh-oh, this sounds like me."
"Jelly beans are ingenious because you must eat them one at a time. If you eat a handful, you may get something horrid." -Sean
Sean: "I'm a moron."
Talia: "I'll toast to that!"
(While playing psychiatrist) "Ask me if I'm anal." -Sean (pretending to be Katie)
"I told my parents I needed to spend the night at Ginger's house because I'd be too wasted to drive home." -Michelle
Daren: "Stop talking in Spanish. We don't speak Spanish."
Jon: "Actually, we don't speak Girl."
"I need to use up my film, so be careful what you do tonight." -Talia
Michelle: "Yeaaaaaaa!
Brian: 'Nice poker face, Michelle."
"Why do we torture ourselves for everyone else's amusement?" -Katie
"Ginger's a very sexy... cat." -Derek
"We're second on Ralph's list?" -Jenny the renounced
Ralph: "Well, we'll either be there, or we won't."
Derek: "That's classic Ralph."
"Miss Bach needs to go back to eating M&Ms. They make her happy." -Michelle
"Skinny people are mean. They're unhappy because they don't eat." - Jenny
"I can go through one weekend without Jon!" -Ginger (allegedly in a self-reassuring tone.)
Katie: "I think being invisible would turn me bad, too." (Re: the Invisible Man)
Derek: "Umm... turn?"
"Rule #1: Don't talk about term paper." -Julie
(While walking on the rims):
Wicks: "Try walking sideways."
David: "Rocksliding, you say?"
"I have monkey toes. I can pick up softballs with them." -Brian
Jeff: "When I said 'the house,' I also meant the surrounding area!"
Travis: "You can't imply things around guys like DJ and me."
"Tell your mom I love her." -Travis (she made us cake.)
"Hmm. Jeff, you get man thong. Jenny, you get naked." -Daren (passing back papers in Loaded Questions. The question was- "What do you wear when you want to look sexy?)
Nails Night (before prom)
"I bet the next quote will be good!" -Ginger
Michelle: "Tomorrow night I'm excited!"
Jacque: "Why?"
"You should bring a tranquilizer gun!" -Talia
Michelle: "I have a feeling I'm going to need it."
"As the makeup goes on, the IQ goes down." -Talia
"He is going to make an interesting old person!" -Jacque
Costume Ball
"Don't give guys boobs. They're too interested in them." -Talia
"I just want to look down my own shirt!" -Jeff
Ginger's dad, looking at pictures: "Your friends look drunk. Where were you?"
Valentine's Day
Katie W and Bekah's valentine day card for Mr. Patton: "Please don't make us play on this lovely day before Valentine's day. The boys need to save their lips."
"Where did all these cameras come from??" -Sean, with his arm around Mr. Evans
"Where are your pants??" - Angela, while receiving a singing valentine by Spencer D. & Co
"Can I be a singing valentines groupie?" -unknown
Seen on choir board: "OK secret buddy, it's on! I can't believe you forgot me! Don't you love me?" -John L.
Shrine Carnival
"You win a plate of squished cupcakes!" -Jaz
Talia: "Guess how much money we've made so far?" (with excitement)
Jaz and Ginger: "How much? How much?"
Talia: "Not much."
"¡Cupcakes!" Jaz's sign.
Talia: "I think you've been in Spanish too long."
Random
"It's not my fault I like learning." -Jon
"I was set up." -Jon (re: the above quote.)
"I don't understand why some people haul so much stuff to college. Especially when you're only going to Bozeman. You can go home whenever you want! Like, between classes or something." - Amanda M.
"Nothing in my French 3 book is in English anymore!" -Meg
"Ew! That fruit has a brain!" -Jessica F (re: peaches)
"When I had mono, my glands just went bleagh." -Kelsey H
"I don't think... hmmm, don't quote me on that." -Jon (sorry, Jon!)
Sean's assessment of paintball: "Oh, it's so much fun! It's just like throwing rocks at each other, only you have armor over the vital parts!"
"Oh, I'm sorry Ginger, I meant weird as in 'cool. -Mandy
"I'm having a yesterday day?" -Kelly R
"This weekend, I fell on the ice and was attacked by ducks." -Sarah S
"Krispy Kremes aren't donuts. They're magic donuts." -Travis
(Jeff works at a pizza place.)
John G: "Will you give me free pizza?
Jeff: "No."
John: "Why?"
Jeff: "I don't like you."
John: "If I worked there, I'd give you free pizza!"
Jeff: "I still wouldn't like you."
Sean's motto: "I'll do it later."
"I don't care how cute it is. If it reeks, it's gone." -Sean (re: pets)
Jon: "Okay, so Crystal Light isn't that healthy. But which would you rather drink- Crystal Light or pop?"
Sean and Ginger: "Water!"
Playing chess: Justin V: "Say it, Jon! Say I beat you!"
Jon: "Okay. I beat you."
"Today I'm in the cloud of tiredness. Tomorrow I'll be floating away." - Jenny
"I bought crickets. It was worth it." -Jenny (freshman biology project)
"Who took my banana? I want to know now!" -Sean
"How bummerful." -Talia
"I just love that part in the movie! I want to yell- you go, Romeo!" -Mimi
"Leg hair is like winter down." -Katie
"Daren said to smack him he's being cocky. I'm glad he's trying to stop... but he's going to have a lot of bruises." -anonymous
Jenny: "I want to go to Finland and start a peanut butter factory!"
Mandy: (reading later) "Wow! You should stay friends with Jenny if she starts a peanut butter factory!"
"I love hitting people with sticks!" -Derek ("He would." -Mandy)
Talia: "I'm not going to argue with you if you won't listen to me!"
Jon: "Well, I'm right if you won't argue."
"Maybe I'll quote you, just to spite you, Ginger." -Katie
"Fine! Want to have a quote war?" -Katie
"Hamlet doesn't want to kill Claudius. He wishes someone else would do it for him. Kind of
like how I wish someone else would write this paper for me." -Katie
"I can't write this with you, Jenny! You'll corrupt it!" -Katie ("I'm offended. Wait, actually I'm not." -Jenny)
"This is a lesson: If you're annoying and persistent enough, you'll get what you want."
-Jeff
"I'm a dejected monkey." -Katie
"Did I ever mention that I'm a compulsive liar?" -Derek
"Joining PSI is not a good way to get laid." -Sam B
"I can out milk-shake you anytime!" -Ben to Jenny
"Sometimes when you're naked, don't you wish you had pockets?" -Bryce
"Apples are just crunchy apple juice!" -Jenny
"Stop horning in on our conversations. Do we horn in on your private conversations? No.
Do you know why? Because you're boring." -Derek.
Eric: "Ginger, some day your quotebook is going to disappear..."
Ginger: "I keep the real one at home!"
Eric: "It would be a shame if your house was broken into..."
"Please enter the doors by the glass window." -cafeteria sign
"Hey look- there goes Mr. Evans in his car!"
Ginger: "Oh, I missed it. Too bad; I have a hard time seeing him behind a wheel."
Jenny: "I had a hard time seeing him behind the wheel too!"
"It's perpendicular to the diameter of the radius." -Mrs. Auckshun
"I am on task. It's just that my task has changed." -Jon
"You know you live in Montana when a Krispy Kreme coming to town makes front page." -Eric
"What if one day I dressed up with high heels and wore make-up? You'd have to call me Jennifer." -Jenny
"After three years, Sam and I got so good at slacking that we actually quit cross-country."
"Ginger, I really like your yellow room." -Jenny (it's purple!)
"There goes Gin-ger in her gin-gering boots." -Derek
Mandy: "Why does Derek make fun of your boots?"
Ginger: "I think he likes them."
Mandy: "Oh yeah. That's right."
"What did you do, beat him with a shovel?" -Jake to Derek re: Jon's ankle
"Has potential- that's a nice way of saying, "You suck." -Jenny
"I'm Jenny the ingenuous." - Jenny
"I'm not lazy, I'm just handicapped." -Brian's shirt (in a wheel chair, body cast, and 2 leg braces)
"If you hit me, I'll pummel you!" -Katie to Johnny G.
"That's why you have to kill them when they're young!" -Ben S
"Good, now I can kill more worms." -also Ben. (he's playing Final Fantasy)
Ginger: "What was the funny thing you said earlier?" * quotebook in hand*
Jon: "I didn't say anything funny!"
"I didn't do anything strenuous today. Just ate sugar." -Ginger
"This recipe make 2 dozen cookies. If you don't eat too much dough." -Talia's mom.
"Must... reach.. utility belt!" -Brian
"I'd much rather make this decision at the last minute." -Ginger
"It's not stealing! It's liberating!" -Brian (re: lawn gnomes)
"It's on the hick side of the parking lot." -Matt
"We have rules of engagement- no house, no cars, and no stinky stuff!" -Derek
"If you don't give me my scarf back, you have to knit me a new one!" -Jenny to Derek
"My soul is frozen." -Katie
"My parents got me luggage for my birthday. What are they saying?" -Daren
"As I was walking up the stairs/I met a man who wasn't there./He wasn't there again today./I think he's with the CIA." -Matt (Talia's brother)
"I never have happy dreams. Stahley, the last happy dream I had, you gave me crackers."
-Mimi
"Whenever I see you, I remember to study my vocab." -Ben
"Derek, my neck is cold. It misses its scarf." -Jenny
"Spring break? More like spring pause!" -Jessie B
Jaz: "I don't remember the name of the street we need to turn on."
Jill: "Me either. I just know it was something really weird and unusual. There it is! Normal Ave.!"
"I was wearing Talia's sandals, and I almost asked why she was barefoot." - Katerina
"Sophisticated monochromatic colors." -Subaru car commercial
"Teacher on break: do not talk to media!" -the What to do in an Emergency sign
"When I set personal goals, I meet them. I just don't set many goals." - Daren
"I need a stove-ish color." -Kelsey L (coloring a picture of a stove)
"This is such a Monday." -Jon
"[Darn] you, Michelle! You always overhear things!" - Jenny
"I'm not the motivational energizer bunny." - Jon
"There's a gas station in Montana?" - Alicia H
"I've been keplunking all over today!" -Ruthie
Talia: "No, Jon! People are supposed to understand the senior poem!"
Ralph: "But then it wouldn't be poetry!"
"I'm going to sell my soul to Papa Murphy's sometime this week." -Eric
Evans: "Before this is over, we'll probably have fights about the meaning of reflexive." (Latin class)
Jon: "Latin club should buy boxing gloves. And sell tickets!"
"Lying is always the easiest, so I'll go with that one." -Matt W
"Hi, my name is Joey. Will you go to prom with me?" -Joey, practicing.
"We're the prom mafia." -Ginger and Michelle
"I like being a hill-billy, but not being a redneck." -John G.
School sign: "Sometimes honesty hurts, but the truth makes you look good."
Katie and Jenny's sign: "So looking good is all that matters? Be honest because it's right!"
"When did my legs get so long?" -Brian
"I love how the volume of this room just tripled when those guys [Derek et al] walked in." -Daren
"Ish is a good word. Although it's not really a word. It's more of a suffix. It's a euphemism for everything." -Brian and Derek
"This school cares more about intramural basketball than swimming." - Jenny
"This reminds me of a time when it snowed. It was cold." -Jacque
"Do you like my shoes?" -Michelle, barefoot.
"I have a 3:30 curfew... in the afternoon." -Derek
"I am totally innocent. I watched a movie on a child ticket last week." -Julie
"Brian is the master of destruction." -Michelle
"It's really weird to have your last rites read to you. I'm not dying! At least, I don't think so. Go away." -Brian
"I like looking in the backgrounds of pictures." -Mandy
"Is that really you, Ginger? What's your social security number?" -Ginger's dad on phone.
"When your instrument cost more than your car, you take it with you." -Brian
Brian: "Some day, I'm going to throw a piano off the rims."
Michelle: "Good luck throwing it."
"My foot doesn't know left and right!" -Talia
"I'm beefy. I'm the beefiest one of them all!" -Danny Z
"I though I'd try to enlighten you, Mr. Evans." -Tom
Brian: "I have a quote for you. But I don't remember what it was."
Talia: "Great quote, Brian."
"How did you know everything before it happened? This is a brand new movie!" -a guy watching Troy.
"Spittles!" -Brian, a nickname for Ginger. (French horn playing)
Tom: "I deserve a good grade. I participate in class."
Jon: "It's usually positive participation that helps your grade."
"Would someone big and strong please open my mayonnaise packet for me?" -Katie W
"The baby ducks could high-center on a blade of grass." -Mr. Riebel
"I think the medium sized ducks are the rebellious teenage ducks." -Katie
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